Ragnarok – hit or myth?

Reading is easier than writing. No need for research, no searching for ideas and inspiration, no getting into the mood, no agonising over the construction of sentences and the order of events and whether characters, and the plot, are interesting, or even credible. No need to struggle for half an hour before finally admitting that you’re just too tired. Just sit down and do it. Easy. If I sound surprised, it’s because I’d forgotten. I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I hadn’t read a book for many months – I’ve been too busy writing. Over the last week or so I’ve managed to fit one in; just a small one, called ‘Ragnarok, The End of the Gods’ by A. S. Byatt.
Ragnarok
I like Byatt’s books; the way she writes. I like her writing style, and she always finds something interesting to write about too. Ragnarok is one of her stranger offerings. It’s based around the mythology of the Norse gods. It has a lack of cohesive narrative, which I found a little bit frustrating, but this is mostly because the mythology she describes doesn’t have much of a sensible narrative – it’s rather rambling and incoherent. I think she has tried to relate the stories faithfully, rather than trying to re-write or re-interpret them, or putting them into a modern context (she discusses her approach in the last chapter; ‘Thoughts on myths’). The mythology is interspersed with passages following a fictional character – a young child who has been evacuated from London to the countryside during the second world war. This character is never fully developed; the author deals only with her (the character’s) feelings about the natural environment and about the book ‘Asgard and the Gods’, in which she has immersed herself. Byatt mentions a number of times how she herself read this book as a child and was very influenced by it, which leads me to think that the character (who is never named, only referred to as ‘The Thin Child’) might be autobiographical. Perhaps this is unfair of me. I don’t know whether Byatt herself was an evacuee, but she would have been the right age, so it’s quite possible. I was interested to see that the book was commissioned (‘when Cannongate invited me to write a myth…‘).

In place of a proper narrative we get a good deal of philosophy and analogy, and some very poetic writing. The book is full of names; strange, Scandinavian sounding names, like Hraesvelgr, Vedrfolnir and Nidhoggr. At times it reads like an IKEA catalogue. In an approach that Dawkins would be proud of, Byatt compares the Asgard myths to modern religion, and in particular to Christianity, and rather boldly makes the point that whilst they both deal with the same subject matter, and neither is credible, the Norse stories are at least interesting and engaging. I wonder if she receives hate mail..?

There is another analogy too. In the stories, the gods are too dense, too greedy, selfish and incompetent to do anything to avert their impending downfall. A parallel is drawn to the behaviour of modern day humanity. It’s clear that our behaviour is driving us (and indeed the planet we inhabit) toward destruction. We’ve known this for decades, and yet we seem incapable of taking action to change our behaviour and avoid disaster. Are we (or at least, are our leaders) just as short-sighted, greedy and stupid as the Norse gods?

Of course, there are many similarities between reading and writing. Both can be incredibly engrossing. Both can keep you up late at night when you should really be trying to get some sleep before the alarm wakes you early the next morning. Writers create worlds in their imagination; readers re-create those worlds using the instructions encrypted in the text. While writing is my priority, I do love reading too. So many books, so little time…

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Can Atheists endure Christmas?

So, it’s over, the thing known as Xmas; that temporary distraction from the cold, wet, bleak British winter. This year I’m feeling somewhat more relieved about that than usual. Maybe I’m getting paranoid in my old age, but this Christmas I felt a little uncomfortable. It began when I heard Radio 3’s breakfast show host posing the question ‘can atheists celebrate Christmas?’ and asking the listeners to send in their assorted reckonings, many of which turned out not to be exactly ‘inclusive’. I shouldn’t have been surprised – the BBC isn’t exactly renowned for being secular-friendly. I’ve never really had a problem celebrating Christmas in the past, so I was put out to hear that actually, it’s not for me. I switched to Classic FM (the option of last resort) where I heard a comment by one of their presenters; a throwaway comment to the effect of ‘isn’t it marvellous that we’re a Christian country?’ (I don’t remember the exact words). I was quite shocked, but mostly rather sad, to think that a presenter could so casually alienate 50% of their audience with one thoughtless, ignorant and rather inaccurate comment. After that, it turned into an onslaught. Whether on radio or TV, I heard bishops and archbishops making facile comments that assumed we all share their beliefs. I heard carol concerts everywhere, and every other piece on Classic FM was a Christmas carol. I’m against the monarchy (now don’t tell me you’re surprised!) so I try not to watch the queen’s speech. This year I inadvertently came in on the middle of it and heard the poor old dear wittering on about god. Doesn’t she know that half of her ‘subjects’ (this is why I’m anti-monarchy – like Patrick McGoohan in ‘The Prisoner’, I consider myself to be a free man; no-one’s subject) don’t believe in god, and don’t consider themselves to ‘belong’ to the church of which she is the head?

Don’t get me wrong, I understand that many people want to celebrate Xmas as a religious event (notwithstanding it was originally a pagan festival that was annexed by the early Christian church). I’m happy for them; happy to let them fill their proverbial boots without criticism or interference, happy to respect their beliefs. I don’t mind a few carols. I might even have been tempted to go along to midnight mass for a good old sing-along (although the inevitable sarcastic comments about how full the church is now it’s Christmas can get a little tedious). But it seems to me that the religious establishment, supported by the media, and particularly the BBC (or Bible Broadcasting Company, as it’s known) is becoming increasingly insensitive to those who have a different world view to them; increasingly intent on restricting our rights to freedom of expression and belief – freedom of thought even. Their tone is increasingly bullying.

Religion plays no part in most peoples Xmas. It’s seen as a time for relaxing with family and friends, for giving and receiving gifts; a time to withdraw from the stress of day-to-day life for a well deserved rest. Which seems to me to be perfectly reasonable. We should be free to celebrate Xmas in these ways, just as the religious are free to celebrate it in accordance with their beliefs. All I want is a little tolerance.

Still, it’s over. Just Easter to look forward to now..! I hope that you all had the Xmas you wanted (if indeed you celebrate Xmas at all) whatever your beliefs, and wish you all the very best for the year ahead.

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Christmas comes early for British politicians

We are living in a time of austerity. A time when the cost of paying off the deficit, which came about largely because of the greed and stupidity of the banks, is being borne by the poor. A time when the number of people living in poverty has grown to an unprecedented level and ever more people are trapped in low paid jobs or are unable to find a job. A time when wages are falling and the differential between rich and poor has recently been measured as the biggest since Victorian times. But now it’s a special time of year. Christmas? No, it’s the time of year when the MP’s get their pay rise. So yes, actually – it is Christmas, so far as they are concerned. Because they are to be awarded an 11% pay rise. Interesting, when you consider that the government is cutting the wages of most other public servants, many of who are amongst the lowest paid workers in the country.

Of course, the rise has been recommended by an independent (supposedly) committee, so it’s not actually the MP’s themselves who are saying they need a huge pay rise, you understand. You might think they would come out against this, tell us that it isn’t right in this time of austerity, when most other people’s incomes are falling. But no, they’ve been lining up to tell us just how much they deserve it. Apparently their wages are lower than people in equivalent jobs elsewhere in society, so they need a big pay rise. Jack Straw says that MP’s wages are not high enough to allow people who are currently on modest salaries to move into politics. Which begs the question; just what does he think constitutes a modest salary? I can tell him that there are very few people who would be put off by the current salary of around £66,000 a year, plus expenses and free accommodation in London. Apparently many MP’s struggle to survive on this, and need to have lots of other jobs (which usually involve little more than having their name at the top of companies’ headed note paper) in order to make ends meet. I’d like to see how they manage on a salary of £15,000 or less.

The truth is that MP’s pay is very low. At least, it’s low compared to what the public school educated elite that monopolise politics in the UK are used to. What we really need is for politics to be opened up to people from the other end of society – people who would be more than happy to do the job for the current salary. People who know the value of money, and what it is to try and survive on low pay. People who know what low pay is. And what it is, is not £66,000!

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First World or Third?

I was in San Francisco a few weeks ago and was shocked to see the level of homelessness and begging on the streets. In parts of the city there were three or four beggars on every corner. Looking out of the window of a bus as it passed through the Tenderloin area I saw pavements crowded with what appeared to be down-and-outs sitting or standing around aimlessly – dirty, down-trodden people surrounded by the sad paraphernalia of the homeless- filthy blankets and sleeping bags; carrier bags stuffed with goodness know what. Across the city I saw people foraging through rubbish bins. There was a bronze statue, a memorial to the great depression, and it seemed very poignant – apparently history repeating itself, despite the fact that we live in a time of plenty, at least for many people. And of course at the same time, and often in the same places, there were signs of great wealth, of conspicuous consumption – wealthy people flaunting designer brands, expensive jewellery and high-tech accessories. Exclusive shops and restaurants were busy, and there were plenty of very expensive cars cruising the streets.

In the UK, the divide between rich and poor has been growing steadily since Margaret Thatcher acceded to power in 1979 (and even more shamefully, didn’t stop growing during the years that the so-called Labour Party were in power) and is now reported to be the biggest since Victorian times. Food banks are springing up all across the country as more people are unable to feed themselves and their families. The numbers of the homeless are rising as house prices, and subsequently rents, continue to rise, pricing ever more people out of the ‘market’ of having somewhere to live.

In countries such as China and India there is a burgeoning class of people with more money than they know what to do with, whilst those at the other end of society are arguably no better off than they have ever been.

Perhaps this is the most significant effect of globalisation – the convergence of societies in the first and third worlds, the product of which will be a global, homogenised society of stark contrasts – of ‘haves’ and ‘have-not’s’, of filthy rich and dirt poor.

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TB in Badgers provokes new cull

The government have announced a new cull to stop the spread of bovine TB. The cull is highly controversial and has been the subject of bitter dispute between its proponents and those who think it is cruel and will not be effective. However, a government spokesperson said extensive scientific research has shown that a cull is the only way to stop the spread of Bovine TB to Badgers. Sir David Varney, president of the Wildlife Protection Trust, welcomed the cull; ‘At long last this government has acknowledged the importance of our indigenous wildlife, and is taking action to protect these beautiful, natural creatures from the effects of intensive farming practices on their habitat.’ But a spokesperson for the National Union of Farmers warned that many of its members would refuse to co-operate. He called on the government to guarantee compensation for its members, many of whose livelihoods will be threatened.
The government intends to begin culling cattle on 1st November. The target figure of 100,000 animals is expected to be reached within four months, and it is likely to be another twelve months before the beneficial effects in the badger population begin to be seen.

Report reproduced with the kind permission of The Fictional Morning Herald (a parallel universe publication)

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There’s no such thing as Writer’s Block

Does it count as writer’s block when you simply can’t find the time to write? I know what you’ll say – ‘if you really want to do something then you’ll find the time..’ It’s not that simple. When all of your time is taken up doing things you have to do, or at least, that you feel compelled to do – like earning a living – it’s not a case of finding the time, not if the time simply isn’t there.

There is some time available of course, but it comes in very short and infrequent parcels. A writer needs time to think – to daydream. Twenty minutes in the middle of the day when your head is swimming with the details of your daily life – what you’ve been doing and what yet needs to be done – isn’t enough. And at the end of the day, when exhaustion kicks in, and it’s late, and you know that the alarm will wake you up early the next morning…

Sometimes I can work under those conditions. When a story is running ahead of me, when I know what I want to write; when it’s all mapped out in my mind, it’s easier. Even then, when the opportunities to write are so short and so far apart, it’s difficult to avoid the writing becoming disjointed. Sometimes I’ll look at a short paragraph that, in a state of extreme tiredness, took me forty-five minutes, and wonder just how it can have taken so long when, revived by a good night’s sleep, I could have knocked off something much better in fifteen.

But it becomes really difficult when a story isn’t mapped out; when I’m uncertain what will come next, when I’ve reached a dilemma in the narrative. I’m there now. The two main characters of the book have just met, and I just can’t seem to decide how the initial stage of their relationship should go. If time were available I could work through my difficulties methodically. There are creative techniques that I could use. I could make notes on what I want to achieve. I could ‘brainstorm’ (vile description). I could start writing potential scenarios; one, two, three, or as many as it takes until I find one that works (persuading yourself that what you are writing is just an exercise, not the real thing, takes off the pressure). Most of all I could sit, walk or lie down, clear my mind of everything but the book, and simply think. Right now though, that’s a luxury I can’t afford.

Never mind. I expect I’ll find a way.
There’s no such thing as writer’s block… there’s no such thing as writer’s block… there’s no such thing as writer’s block… there’s no such thing as…zzzz
Goodnight all.

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Population Overload

Earlier this week it was reported that, as a result of a large rise in the birth rate over the past few years, the UK is desperately short of primary school places. For me, the most surprising and worrying aspect of this is that there was no discussion of what had caused this rise, and no suggestion that it might not be such a good thing.

Global human population has been steadily rising, and probably passed the level at which it is sustainable some years ago. The UK is one of the most heavily populated countries in the world. And yet it seems that no-one; particularly not politicians and the media, is prepared to even talk about the problem, let alone do anything about it. Wars, famine, disease, drought, the exhaustion of finite natural resources such as coal, gas and oil; pollution, imbalances in ecologies, climate change – all of the major problems facing humans across the globe are under-pinned by the background problem of over-population.

In the UK we long ago passed the point at which the land available for farming could produce sufficient food for our population, and we are reliant on imported food, which in turn deprives people in other regions. There’s not enough housing, too few jobs, and our transport systems are over-loaded. We talk about the need to preserve natural environments, such as rainforests, in other parts of the world, and yet we long ago destroyed our own forests, and the few fragments of ancient woodland that remain are under constant threat from developers, and from governments who put economic growth above the environment.

If we are struggling to support our current population, how will we cope in years to come when, according to predictions by climate change scientists, cities and farmland will have been swallowed up by the sea? Where will the displaced people go, and where will we grow food?

If a developed and supposedly sophisticated country such as the UK is unable to understand the need to control population at a level that can be realistically sustained with the resources available, without damaging our environment, what hope is there for the world?

Further information:
http://www.populationmatters.org/issues-solutions/
http://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/en/why-woods-matter/protection/ancient-woods/Pages/ancient-woods.aspx#.Uimb-XFwbIU

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Lad, interrupted…

Work on my second novel has temporarily stopped. At around 10,000 words I realised I had been for too long dancing around an incident that would not be explained until later on in the book, and of which, of course, I had only a sketchy idea. I had no choice but to jump forward and write the incident, so that I could continue with the story. I’ve found that writing a novel can involve a fair amount of virtual time travelling. After a great deal of vacillation as to exactly what form ‘the incident’ (as I refer to it) would take, I finally wrote a first draft. Which was progress, but at that point I realised that I’d lost control (as Ian Curtis used to sing). This is what happens when you’re writing in your spare time, with precious little of that available. Writing a novel is an intense experience and a feat of master planning. However well you document the plan and your progress (and I do pay a lot of attention to this) you really need to have the plan, the characters and their relationships clear in your mind all of the time. When you only have short periods of time in which to write (and indeed, to think) when there are too many other things in your life needing your attention, it’s easy to lose your grasp on the plan. It’s a bit like Cherie Booth juggling (or was it talking?) balls. I realised that I needed to stop, to read through what I’d written, and get everything clear in my mind again before continuing with the story.

Before doing this, I thought I would take the opportunity to work on an idea for a short story that came to me a few weeks ago whilst I was watching a natural history programme on Australia. What I’ve written is a rather bizarre story about a very familiar Australian animal. Part anthropomorphic fairy tale, part horror story, partly ironic, and quite blatantly allegorical; it’s the kind of thing you could only get away with in a short story! Which reminds me – I really must get around to making more of my short fiction available from the blog. Soon!

Anyway, this particular story has turned out to be a little longer than I’d expected (a bit of a shaggy Koala story, you could say). I’ve just started typing it up today (I always do my first drafts with pencil and paper) so I should hopefully be able to get back to the book soon. The process will be to familiarise myself with and consolidate what I’ve done so far, reconcile it with the overall plan, and then I can continue. I seem to remember that I’m heading towards the first (and last?) sex scene. At only ten to twelve thousand words in, does that make me a bit of a slut..?

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Publishers, publish us…

Having sent my novel to literary agents rather than publishers (as recommended in the Writers’ and Artists’ Year Book) without success, I decided I might just as well start sending it direct to publishers as well. I got nowhere with the literary agents. Over half of them didn’t even bother responding (despite the SAE’s) and those that did gave me no indication of why they didn’t want to represent me; why they didn’t want the book – leaving me with no idea of what I’m, doing wrong (if anything). The trouble is, they don’t give feedback. Why? Apparently they’re all far too busy (and important) to be able to spare a moment to let an aspiring (or is it expiring?) writer know how they’re doing.

This time, for the publishers, I thought I’d be clever. I put in a feedback card with four boxes (basically Good, Fair, Bad and Terrible) and asked if, should they not want to publish the book, they could tick the box that most closely corresponded to their view of my writing. I’ve just had my first reply. I opened it with trepidation – what if they’d given me a ‘bad’ or even a ‘terrible’? Guess what? they hadn’t ticked any of the boxes. Instead, they’d written a comment on the card (in a printed hand that a five-year-old wouldn’t be proud of) saying that they couldn’t make specific comments on their decision (they also sent a ‘not right for us at the present time’ compliments slip). I thought, ‘No – I’m not having that!’ So I rang them. The person who answered the phone said it was because they get so many submissions. I said, ‘does that mean that you wouldn’t have had time to read it then?’ ‘Oh, no; it would have been read.’ I made the point that it would actually have been quicker for them to put a tick in one of the boxes than to write a sentence saying that they don’t make comments!

I wasn’t asking for a full critique; just a rough idea of how the writing had seemed to them from the little of it they had read. They must have read enough to have made the decision that they didn’t want it, after all. Just what are they afraid of? Do they think I might fire-bomb their offices if they are critical of my writing?

I may not be a professional writer (yet!) but my approach is professional, which will have been clear from my submission. I think I’m a good writer. Of course, I could be wrong. Perhaps I’m not very good at all, and when I send a submission to a publisher I’m wasting their time (as well as my own). Wouldn’t it be better for them to tell me? Otherwise I’m going to assume otherwise, take them literally when they say the submission is just ‘not right for them at the present time’ and continue sending it to other publishers. And if I have no joy, I’ll go through the same process with my next novel. And the one after that too. Until someone has the decency to say ‘Look, Graham, mate, I know you want to be a writer, but…’ Alternatively, if they tell me that my writing is good, but it just really isn’t what they’re looking for at the present time, I’ll know that I can send it elsewhere without wasting anyone’s time.

I wonder if these people understand the amount of work that goes into preparing a submission (never mind the work involved in writing a novel). I’m sure they receive a lot that are nowhere near the required standard. I’m also sure that many of the authors on their books came through contacts rather than unsolicited submissions (Ah, nepotism – a game for all the family). But what’s the betting that somewhere in that slush pile each year is the next best-seller, along with two or three others that could also turn a good profit? Of course, it could be that publishers manage their slush piles better than I think, that they do find the best submissions from the pile, and make use of them. If so, it would be nice if they were then to give something back by finding the time to give some encouragement (or discouragement, if necessary) to those that don’t make the grade.

I know I’m cynical, but I imagine most publishers giving the submissions pile to the office trainee – straight out of university, no experience, no idea of how to tell good writing from bad, and more interest in texting their friends than doing any work. I wouldn’t even be surprised if the process isn’t:

– Take the submission out of the envelope
– Put it in the SAE with a copy of the standard letter of rejection
– Seal it and put it in the post.

But what do I know..?

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GM – Government Mad?

So the government are putting forward the case for relaxing the regulations on GM. When elected, they claimed they would be the ‘greenest’ government ever. A few years on and they’ve virtually abandoned sustainable energy in favour of coal and oil, changed the planning regulations to encourage building on green belt land, and are promoting the devastating ‘fracking’ extraction process as the answer to our energy problems. So we shouldn’t be surprised that they want GM too. Is it greed or stupidity, do you think? Are our politicians in the pockets of the huge multi-nationals responsible for GM, or are they really so ignorant as to believe the facile arguments in favour of GM?

There are two main problems with GM. The first is the potential danger. There are so many examples of the damage that can result from introducing species (and GM crops are effectively just that – new, introduced, species) into ecologies where they don’t belong. I could cite cane toads which, in Australia, together with foxes, cats, rabbits, and a wide range of introduced plants that have become invasive, have pushed an upsetting number of indigenous species to the brink of extinction. Cats, mink, Japanese Knotweed and Himalayan Balsam are just a small selection of introduced species that are having a similarly damaging effect on our environment here in the UK. Sometimes it’s possible to go back. In the UK, for example, we have had success eradicating mink. But the smaller the organism, the harder it becomes. How do you round up and destroy seeds, or pollen? We simply can’t be sure that a particular GM crop won’t turn out to have an unexpected and devastating effect on our environment, perhaps by adversely affecting an insect that turns out to be crucial to the food chain.

The second problem is with the potential benefits. The claim is that GM can increase crop yields to help feed an ever growing human population. But even the GM companies’ own figures, which they’ve failed to make good in practice, are relatively insignificant, and don’t justify the effort, expenditure and, most importantly, the risks. Various studies have shown that it takes more land to produce meat than to produce the same quantity of crops. Much more. I’ve seen figures of twenty-five times more. The effect of persuading people (in the developed world) to include less meat in their diet would render any benefits GM may (or may not!) give as insignificant. And then, of course, we could perhaps stop to think that maybe population growth isn’t an unalterable fact. We could start taking action not only to stop growth, but to begin slowly reducing world population to a more sustainable level.

It seems that our government are prepared to put all of this out of their minds, and why – could it be because there’s money to be made from GM?

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